Jan 25, 2007

10-NIS or arse stories(?) in OZgrandslam07






My lil bro walked to me and exclaimed,"Jeh, I'm picking up tennis. You are looking at the Raja Federer!" Ah..the purity in children! They just dare to dream and dream big.Mmmm...Me Sandipova? Zilch chance.

This year's ozgrandslam witnesses many racquet bangings and throwings - must be the blazing temperature in Melb causing the hot temper in both males and females. Thank God we are kept out from further watching Nadal korek-korek-arse action as the world #2 was eliminated in qtr-final. Sometimes he even smells his fingers after korek-ing. Such a dis-tasteful and obscene habit from a great player.

Latest updates cite that Roddick just gotten a taste of Federer's best whips,yet again. Despite ARod's own assertion that his gap with FedEx is closing up, I think it is ARod's cracking ripped arse that needs more stitches to close up. Ouch! However, my salute to ARod for taking up this fact so man-ly. Press conference transcript at http://www.australianopen.com/en_AU/news/interviews/2007-01-25/200701251169723691421.html The interviewers there really tried their best to bite and chew him.
Well, the ladies final is lopsided this year - an arrogant gorilla versus a pretentious "ova" beauty. I dont like both but if I really have to pick the winner, I would go for Sharapova as Serena is lacking fitness,agility and offensiveness. Hopefully the Russian is consistent this round

Lets see if tomorrow finalist spells Haas or Gonzalez. Well, mercy on either one when FedEx marches into the court.

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